Interview

Axl

Tim

Marlin

Art

So I snatched these questions off some journal on deviantart.com, and thought i'd let my characters answer them. That way i'd be able to let myself go "in character".

.:Questions:.
1) How Old Are You?
Arthur: I don’t really know.. I died when I was 28 I think..
Tim: I’ve survived 19 years so far.. ugh.. -_-
Marlin: 23 years old, mon.
Axl: Haha, you’re all so old!
Tim: Yeah, cause I’m like a whole year older than you, midget.

2) Height?
Tim: I don’t know. Can I leave now?
Marlin: I don’t really know either.. I’m taller than Axl, but shorter than Arthur.
Arthur: I am 2,10m. But may I ask why thy want to know?
Tim: It’s for your coffin, obviously.
Axl: I’m 1,5 or something. I’m really short.

3) You got any bad habits??
Axl: I bite my nails, and pick my nose :D
Arthur: That is quite disgusting.
Tim: Living is my only bad habit.
Marlin: Dude, lighten up for real.

4) You a virgin?
Tim: No.
Arthur: No, not at all.
Marlin: Yeah, it seems like the girls don’t like my hairy..
Tim: Im outta here.
Axl: can I have another cookie please?

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Axl: I wan’t the ones with chocolate.
Marlin: You wanna marry a piece of chocolate?
Axl: I’m talking about the cookies..?
Marlin: Oh..

6) Have Any Kids?
Arthur: Unfortunately not.
Tim: No.
Axl: Nope. And thanks for the cookie.
Marlin: Dude, didn’t I tell you about the girls reaction?

7) Favorite Food?
Marlin: Seafood and eucalyptus.
Axl: Bigmac
Tim: Why would you wanna know anyway?
Arthur: I used to like french roasted chicken with a nice red wine, before I lost my sense of taste.
8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Axl: Don’t care as long as there’s a lot of it.
Tim: You’re so damn greedy.
Marlin: I like the ones with eucalyptus.
Arthur: What is this.. Icecream?

9) Killed anyone?
Tim: Yes.
Axl: Not on purpose..
Marlin: No.
Arthur: No, but someone killed me. *sad face*

10) Hate anyone?
Tim: Everyone.
Arthur: I do not hate. I dislike, sir.
Marlin: I agree, mon.
Axl: I really gotta pee.

11) Any Secrets?
Axl: I’m gay.
Tim: WHAT!?
Axl: April fools! HAHAHA!
Arthur: But it’s the 15th of may. You gentlemen are so silly.
Marlin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

12) Love Anyone?
Arthur: Yes.
Marlin: My mom
Axl: Yeah, I like her too.
Tim: Hahahahahaha, that’s more like it.

13) Tacos?
Arthur: Tacos?
Axl: You haven’t heard of tacos? They are the best!
Marlin: Yeah, we eat em all the time.
Tim: Whatever.

14) Ever slept in all day?
Axl: Yes.
Marlin: Doing it all the time.
Tim: Yes, but only because I tend to stay up all night.
Arthur: No.

15) Eye colors?
Arthur: Black.
Tim: Black.
Axl: Green.
Marlin: Blue.

16) Hair?
Tim: No.
Arthur: Black.
Axl: Blue.
Marlin: Green ‘locks, dude.

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
Marlin: I’d say average.
Arthur: Since I do not have flesh anymore, I am quite thin.
Axl: Slim.
Tim: Slim too.

18) Rain, sunshine?
Tim: Rain.
Marlin: Sunny day, I’m hopin’ for, a holidaaay..
Arthur: I am quite fond of snow.
Axl: I don’t really know..

19) Pool, Beach?
Marlin: The beach, mon. Surfing is livin’!
Tim: None, really.
Arthur: I must agree with Timothy.
Tim: Don’t call me that!
Axl: Haven’t been at the beach before, so I’ll have to go with pool.

20) Camping, staying home?
Arthur: Even though nature is beautiful, I prefer to see it through a window.
Axl: Camping is awesome!
Marlin: Yeah! We should really go see..
Tim: I hate camping.

21) Dog, Cat?
Marlin: Llama.
Axl: That’s not an option..?
Marlin: But I like llamas the best. :C

22) Believe in aliens?
Tim: I’ve had enough of this. See you guys.
Marlin: Cya.
Arthur: Being surrounded by all these peculiar creatures, I think I’m inclined to believe in aliens.
Axl: Yeah, you’re right.

23) What do you do to relax?
Marlin:Nothing, I’m always relaxed, haha.
Arthur: I have tea.
Axl: I watch mythbusters.

24) Car or Ship...?
Axl: By ship, do you mean spaceship?
Arthur: Car.
Marlin: Ship.

25) What is your job?
Arthur: I own the “Knights” company. It’s become quite a popular fashion brand.
Marlin: When I lived at New Zealand, I used to go fishing, but now I’m unemployed.
Axl: Yeah, im unemployed too.

26) Any unusual things about you?
Axl: Ahahahahaha. Yeah. I control gravity, and my arms are thin as strings.
Arthur: I am undead.
Marlin: I have koala-like features.

27) Boy or girl?
Arthur: Male.
Axl: Boy.
Marlin: Dude.

28) Favorite Place?
Arthur: Would you please stop saying “dude”, sir?
Marlin: Sorry dude.
Arthur: *sigh*

29) Do you like pancakes?
Axl. Yes! Are we gonna get some?
Marlin: I’m pretty hungry now you mention it.
Arthur: Well, we’ve passed lunch time already.

30) Last words?
Arthur: I said my last words when I died.
Marlin: I’m gonna get something to eat.
Axl: Me too.